I'm officially obsessed....

its 3am and I BBM this to Phoenix:
"I really love Don Draper"

THIS SHOW IS SOO FREAKING GOOD.
AND IT HELPS THAT DON IS FINE FINE FINE

Meet Don....this is gonna be a problem.

Sorry Stedman

After watching a mere 4 minutes of this Oprah episode, I can say without the shadow of a doubt....

that Jay-Z has stirred Oprah's puddin'!!
Or at the very least....he showed it to her.

He got her chillin in the hood, like a project chick

Inappropriate right.... but unequivocally true*
Last time Oprah had a rapper on her show she ripped him a new one and pretty much blamed him for all the mysogny and moral sins of rap music.
And now this LOVE fest with Jay-z.
For fuck's sake, she asked the man where he sprays his cologne.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that in my eyes Oprah can do NO WRONG!!
And if she did let Jay-z tap her million-dollar a$$, SO WHAT!!
BEYONCE JUST BETTER TURN A BLIND EYE AND LET THAT SHIT GO DOWN!!

Girl, don't be playing on Oprah's Phone

sshoooootttt!!! Chris Rock said it best: "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy".
And to that I add, the only thing better than new pussy is rich pussy.

* And by true, I mean completely based on speculation and the tom foolery of CultureSnobette. So please Miss Oprah, don't sue my ass.

Food Porn: FRITES!!!

After being around all these French chefs, I can't even call them fries anymore.....


Today's Food Porn is brought to you by Houseboat Eats

A Muse Among Us : If I Were a Boy

Paula Patton goes Butch.....

One minute she's Johnny Depp,

.....she's Brad Pitt


then Halle Beeerrrryyyy Hally Berry
*she fine*

Paula Patton is sexy on levels that I cant even comprehend.
peep the whole spread in the T Magazine

Short n' Sweet

Remember that game 5 Minutes in Heaven, where you were trapped in closet with a boy/girl....or both, if you were really ahead of the learning curve. Not Judging. Just saying. ANYWAY this mixtape is like 20 minutes of that minus the guilt and everybody asking what y'all did in there. No while I rarely (ie: never) big up mixtapes and shit like that.....This is different. I mean who puts Paul Simon, El Debarge, Sting and Jodeci on a mixtape?

NinaSky must be out to increase the population
....cuz this ones a BABY MAKER!! HOTT DAMN!!!

Today's Lesson: Get you some chocolate and download this mixtape.
That's all....

Thou Shalt Not Covet...

Flew into New York on a chopper for a few hours.
Dinner at Blue Hill Farm in the West Village
Sistah-Girl First Lady had Two Martinis
Went to see August Wilson's "Joe Turner's Come and Gone"


I'm really trying to hold it together y'all.....
But Obama is making thangs difficult for the next dude that tries to holler.
Consider the bar officially raised.

Just call me Macaroni Toni

I don't know what it is about Mac and Cheese that makes people so happy.
Little kid and full grown adults go CRAZY for a bowl of mac and cheese.

I guess having S'mac, the East Village eatery dedicated to the stuff, just wasn't enough; so the good folks at Cafeteria and Delicatessen seem to be putting the finishing touches on Mac Bar.



Wedged in between McKnally bookstore and the already-open Delicatessen, Mac Bar is rumoured to be dishing out 12 unique varieties of Mac and Cheese.
While Delicatessen is a depository for douche bags with so-so cuisine, I hope the comfort food at Mac Bar will be well-worth the trouble of fending the lame and drunken masses.


The first week of July is the tentative date for the opening.
Mark your calendars Gluttons.....I sure did!
And stay tuned for a full-on Food Porn Review

Shoe Porn: 'Beat' a Bitch

The BEAT Boot

Lovely aren't they..... I'll take this beatdown any day!!
Today's Shoe Porn is brought to you by the wonderful people of ACNE

SHOE PORN: TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!

ALAIA LACE UP WEDGES....MMMMM CREAMY!!

And if you don't know who Alaia is,
Go kill yourself....but read this first

TODAY'S SHOE PORN IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAK & JILL.COM
GETT OFF AT JAK & JIL !

Scenes from the White (Black) House

" You know you lookin' right in that dress..... Girl, I'm the President. I'll make all these fools leave. And we can go right back upstairs and TWERRK IT OUT. "

" BOY, STOP!! "

OMFG: PRESIDENTIAL CREAMER

CREAMER ALERT! CREAMER ALERT!!

Damn he fine!!! I can't even speak proper English.... so caught up right now!!

Why don't they just stop??!?!

Quit rubbing your amazingness in all our faces, Mr. and MRS PRESIDENT!!

I know this is wrong on soo many levels

morally

spiritually

patriotically

but whatevs

I'll get over it in a couple of months, but for now.....

....Busy Making History

Hey Snobbers,
its ya girl checking in live and direct from the Nation's Capital.
Bright and early tomorrow morning I'll be heading down to the National Mall to watch our 44th President aka Dark and Lovely take office.
Bama Bama Y'all!!
Stay focused and stay tuned for a full Post-Inaugural Wrap Up.
Its sure to be patriotic, hilarious and a full-on tack fest!!!

Double Whammy: Bilal @ SOBs

Double your pleasure....

and no I ain't talkin' 'bout no damn gum neither .

Two nights of Bilal.

Live @ SOB's.....this one is gonna be a Panty Creamer for sure.

I hope he actually shows up for both performances....I mean I love B and all, but the last time I saw him perform he was actin' all sketchy and whatnot....and kept leaving the stage for extended periods of time. Made a sister nervous and all, had me clutching me purse and making sure the exits were clearly marked.
Either way I will definitely be in the house for one of these nights....shit, both of them if it were up to me.

If you love and respect yourself get ur tickets NOW..... and by NOW I mean yesterday.

Check SOB's website for the 411

Peep this funny ass performance of "Sometimes"......it gets really good around 2:17.

Baby, I Can't Wait !!!