Thou Shalt Not Covet...

Flew into New York on a chopper for a few hours.
Dinner at Blue Hill Farm in the West Village
Sistah-Girl First Lady had Two Martinis
Went to see August Wilson's "Joe Turner's Come and Gone"


I'm really trying to hold it together y'all.....
But Obama is making thangs difficult for the next dude that tries to holler.
Consider the bar officially raised.

Reason # Fifty-eleven Hunred

Why I heart NY Mag......

They just pulled Ciara's card.

Beyonce, Gaga and Rihanna should, and quite possibly could, collectively sue for infringement.

And why is she rocking Cornrows on in 2009?!?!
Girl you just box yourself out by doing nonsense like that.
Really tho....you can't be rocking Maison Martin Margiela & Alexander Wang with cornrows.
You just can't!

If you're willing to spend that much on a bomb-ass stylist to borrow that stuff for you (I know you didn't buy it); spend a tad more on your yaki-game.
Cuz this tired drawstring ponytail from senior prom, is not gonna make it.

BTWss cop yours here EARLY !!!!! Its 18 inches for JUST $9.99

ANYHOO....I didn't get up and blog to spread negativity today, but rather love.
You know what Biggie said "Spread Love its the Brooklyn Way"
Cop your subscription to New York MAG

Oh Lord, Why won't Blogger Let Me Be Great?

Hello Critique de Culture readers and non-readers.

I write to you today with a heavy heart.
My aspirations of grandeur and blogging-success have once again been thwarted by Blogger. While I'm not blaming Blogger for my fits of laziness, I will blame them and their formatting-nonsensical-red-tape-bull shit for hindering my creative output.

Exhibit A: the post below "Once Ripe, Now Luminous" was written about 10 days ago. My first attempt at publishing was unsuccessful because one paragraph magically dissapperard off the page and would not return. Also note, the first paragraph is in a different font from the rest of the post.....long story short the devil is busy.

Please bare with me whilst I wrestle this demon. We will be victorious Snobbers.

Sincerley yours,

Culture Snobette

Shoe Porn : Swagger Jackin'

File this one under "They Know They Need to Stop".........

Dolce Vita's Reno SS09

ACNE's Niara from SS08

All types of wrong.
I don't know how any self respecting design team can sleep at night knowing they straight played themselves like this.
Outta be ASHAMED!

And Big-ups to ACNE being so eternally innovative.
A wise person once said " Those who can, do. Those who can't, jack."

PS: that wise person was me.