Thou Shalt Not Covet...

Flew into New York on a chopper for a few hours.
Dinner at Blue Hill Farm in the West Village
Sistah-Girl First Lady had Two Martinis
Went to see August Wilson's "Joe Turner's Come and Gone"


I'm really trying to hold it together y'all.....
But Obama is making thangs difficult for the next dude that tries to holler.
Consider the bar officially raised.

She's Just Soni from tha Block

So I rolled outta bed this morning just in time to hear President Obama, *hey boo*, announce his pick for the Supreme Court, Federal Judge Sonia Sotomayor.


Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got, Senora Sonia hails from Da Boogie Down Bronx. Lil Sonia grew up in the Bronxdale Housing Projects and went on to earn degrees from Princeton University and Yale Law School.


If Judge Sotomayor is confirmed, she will be the first Female Hispanic to serve on the Supreme Court. AZUCAR!!

NY Times Article

The 100th day of President Barack Obama

Day 1

fine



Day 100

still fine

Thats all.....

Roll the Tape!!!

Vogue BLACKS OUT!!!!

HHMMMM...... Seems like the peeps over at Vogue are really gettin' in touch with their Colored side.

First Mizz Obama,

Now Beyonce.....


I say two things:

1. Despite my previous mixed feelings about Michelle (cuz of this).... I'm honored to have her as my First Lady and to see her grace the cover of VOGUE.
2. Well...I guess WE Brown Girls do sell magazines.
   

Scenes from the White (Black) House

" You know you lookin' right in that dress..... Girl, I'm the President. I'll make all these fools leave. And we can go right back upstairs and TWERRK IT OUT. "

" BOY, STOP!! "

OMFG: PRESIDENTIAL CREAMER

CREAMER ALERT! CREAMER ALERT!!

Damn he fine!!! I can't even speak proper English.... so caught up right now!!

Why don't they just stop??!?!

Quit rubbing your amazingness in all our faces, Mr. and MRS PRESIDENT!!

I know this is wrong on soo many levels

morally

spiritually

patriotically

but whatevs

I'll get over it in a couple of months, but for now.....

The Opposite of Food Porn

America takes 20 leaps forward by electing a Biracial president...correction a FINE ASS Biracial President

Then a Greenwich Village Bakery takes 5 steps back with the

DRUNKEN NEGRO FACE COOKIE!!

OMG!! Racists everywhere now have an Official Snack.

I hate that I had to get the video from World Star HipHop.com and FOX 5......two of my sworn enemies. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

Roll the tape....

The damn cookie doesn't even look appetizing....but that Dead Goose bread sure is sexy!!

And how is he gonna say that he has asked Black people if they found the cookie offensive?!?!
Did he ask all Black people?!? I'm sorry, I must've missed that knock on my door (I prolly thought he was a Jehovah's Witness).

After careful and repeated screenings of this video, it is beyond the shadow of a doubt that this man is INSANE. His food handler license needs to be revoked and he needs to hauled off to the loony bin.


PS: Did I mention that hes charging $3.50 for his "work of art"..... Just plain ole' crazy.

....Busy Making History

Hey Snobbers,
its ya girl checking in live and direct from the Nation's Capital.
Bright and early tomorrow morning I'll be heading down to the National Mall to watch our 44th President aka Dark and Lovely take office.
Bama Bama Y'all!!
Stay focused and stay tuned for a full Post-Inaugural Wrap Up.
Its sure to be patriotic, hilarious and a full-on tack fest!!!