Lessons in Irrelevance....

Apparently Beyonce lost her Budget and her creativity simultaneously.....


Is that all you have to say B?!?!
Whateva....I'm going to refresh my drank

BTWsss... this looks like it was shot in the basement of Santo's

Critique de Culture is officially....

IGNORING RIHANNA!!!

IN ALL HER MANY FORMS!!!

BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER "EDGY" & "ORIGINAL" SENSE OF STYLE.

WE DON'T CARE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NEKKID
WE DON'T CARE WHAT SHE WORE TO THE MET GALA
WE DON'T CARE THAT SHE FORGOT TO CURL HER NAPS TODAY AND ITS DEEMED FIERCE

UNTIL SHE STUMBLES UPON SOME REAL TALENT OR SEEKS THERAPY.......I DON'T WANNA HEAR NAN ABOUT HER. SHE IS OFFICIALLY THE PINK ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

ITS ALL A DIVERSION LADIES AND GENTLEMAN......AND I WANTS NONE OF IT!!

XOXO
CULTURE SNOBETTE

Reason # Fifty-eleven Hunred

Why I heart NY Mag......

They just pulled Ciara's card.

Beyonce, Gaga and Rihanna should, and quite possibly could, collectively sue for infringement.

And why is she rocking Cornrows on in 2009?!?!
Girl you just box yourself out by doing nonsense like that.
Really tho....you can't be rocking Maison Martin Margiela & Alexander Wang with cornrows.
You just can't!

If you're willing to spend that much on a bomb-ass stylist to borrow that stuff for you (I know you didn't buy it); spend a tad more on your yaki-game.
Cuz this tired drawstring ponytail from senior prom, is not gonna make it.

BTWss cop yours here EARLY !!!!! Its 18 inches for JUST $9.99

ANYHOO....I didn't get up and blog to spread negativity today, but rather love.
You know what Biggie said "Spread Love its the Brooklyn Way"
Cop your subscription to New York MAG

Eating Down Bottom

This is how you know that you're below the Mason Dixon Line......

This is a steak...... wrapped in Applewood Bacon.

Well maybe steak isn't your thang....The Lard Innovators over at The Golden Corral also serve Chicken Breast wrapped in Bacon. Or if you're really ballin' outta control, pop some champagne with your Grilled Pork Loin, you guessed it, wrapped in Bacon.

It even has its own commercial....that plays regularly on TV.

Am I the only grossed the Eff-out and hella confused right now??

Say 'Hello' to heartburn and Git Some at The Golden Corral

Attention All Black Guurrrls......

Please stop tryin' to out "edgy" each other.....






You look ridiculous and are bringing shame to all the Black girls who are actually stylish and original!!!

Now go and say 50 Hail Grace Jones-es and beg her forgiveness.

THIS JUST IN...Common Really Was Badu's Bitch!!

Yess People I said it!!
And Common confirms it in the July issue of Elle Magazine.

Common aka "Sensitive Thug"

ELLE: What’s the worst thing a woman ever said to you?

COMMON: “I don’t want to be with you anymore and I’m really liking this other dude.”

Thats effing cold man... I wish a dude would tell me that...I'd stab his ass, no questions asked!
But wait it gets better, Elle mag quickly narrows it down and uncovers Ms. Badu as the culprit.

ELLE: That pretty much covers the biggies. How long had you been with this particular woman?

COMMON: It started in 2001 and ended in 2003.

ELLE: Oh, so this must have been Erykah Badu. I didn’t know she left you for another guy.

COMMON: It wasn’t all at once. She left me, then eventually she said she liked another guy. It was tough, man. I was heartbroke for months. That was one of the biggest love lessons I ever had.

ELLE: What exactly was the lesson?

COMMON: That no matter how much you love somebody, you’ve got to love yourself first. If you’re truly loving yourself, you won’t allow some things to go down, and you’ll have boundaries. I was so in love that I gave up certain things about me, and that showed a lack of love for myself. It turned out to be such a big blessing that we broke up, because I got that lesson. I actually wrote a children’s book about it called I like You But I Love Me.

Now don't get me wrong ... I LUV me some Common. But Homegirl breaks your heart and you write a children's book?!?! WTF?!?!

But wait theres more......

ELLE: Were there things you did in the relationship you now regret?

COMMON: Planting flowers with her one time. I look back now and go, Man, I really didn’t want to do that.

Its all in the hair man....

Clearly I'm hustling backwards, cuz my "Goodies" don't be having nobody writing Chil'rens books, planting flowers, dressing weird and what not. Obviosuly I need to enroll the Badu School of Pussy Whippin' where the Sky is the Limit to what you punanny can do for you.

Now you know you didn't pick out your outfit...

Here is the link to the entire article on ELLE's Website.
And incase you wanted to secure your copy of Common's Chil'rens Book, Cop that on Amazon where gift wrapping is available.