Shoe Porn: Welcome Back to Prep School

Rachel Comey's Westey
YOU WILL BE MINE!!!

currently.....

Bumping this




Lusting after this
Pierre Hardy x GAP


Drinking this
Watermelon Agua Frescas


and being this
na'meens

Shoe Porn: 'Beat' a Bitch

The BEAT Boot

Lovely aren't they..... I'll take this beatdown any day!!
Today's Shoe Porn is brought to you by the wonderful people of ACNE

SHOE PORN: TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!

ALAIA LACE UP WEDGES....MMMMM CREAMY!!

And if you don't know who Alaia is,
Go kill yourself....but read this first

TODAY'S SHOE PORN IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAK & JILL.COM
GETT OFF AT JAK & JIL !

Shoe Porn : Swagger Jackin'

File this one under "They Know They Need to Stop".........

Dolce Vita's Reno SS09

ACNE's Niara from SS08

All types of wrong.
I don't know how any self respecting design team can sleep at night knowing they straight played themselves like this.
Outta be ASHAMED!

And Big-ups to ACNE being so eternally innovative.
A wise person once said " Those who can, do. Those who can't, jack."

PS: that wise person was me.

Sound Trackin': Marie Antionette

Even if this were a silent film, Marie Antoinette would still be one of my favorite films.
The visuals alone are cavity-inducing-amazingness!!

The Pastries
The Champagne
The Hair
The Clothes
The Foot Rubs
The Glorious Excess of It All.....

In this scene, Sofia Coppola chose "Fools Rush In" by Bow Wow Wow to capture delightful and heady Morning-After Feeling.
The magical rush of butterflies taking over the tummy.
Sublime, to say the least.





PS: I love how everyone in Versailles spoke English!!

Another Lazy Fashion Observation

If This



And This



had a baby. It would look like This!!


and its sister would look like this


And it would cost somewhere around $900
And they would both be worth it.
Thank you Alex Wang for making my Shoe-Porn dreams come true.

Shoe Porn: Duck Duck Goose.....

Lustworthy !

The Duck Boot all sexed up.