Sorry Stedman

After watching a mere 4 minutes of this Oprah episode, I can say without the shadow of a doubt....

that Jay-Z has stirred Oprah's puddin'!!
Or at the very least....he showed it to her.

He got her chillin in the hood, like a project chick

Inappropriate right.... but unequivocally true*
Last time Oprah had a rapper on her show she ripped him a new one and pretty much blamed him for all the mysogny and moral sins of rap music.
And now this LOVE fest with Jay-z.
For fuck's sake, she asked the man where he sprays his cologne.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that in my eyes Oprah can do NO WRONG!!
And if she did let Jay-z tap her million-dollar a$$, SO WHAT!!
BEYONCE JUST BETTER TURN A BLIND EYE AND LET THAT SHIT GO DOWN!!

Girl, don't be playing on Oprah's Phone

sshoooootttt!!! Chris Rock said it best: "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy".
And to that I add, the only thing better than new pussy is rich pussy.

* And by true, I mean completely based on speculation and the tom foolery of CultureSnobette. So please Miss Oprah, don't sue my ass.

Short n' Sweet

Remember that game 5 Minutes in Heaven, where you were trapped in closet with a boy/girl....or both, if you were really ahead of the learning curve. Not Judging. Just saying. ANYWAY this mixtape is like 20 minutes of that minus the guilt and everybody asking what y'all did in there. No while I rarely (ie: never) big up mixtapes and shit like that.....This is different. I mean who puts Paul Simon, El Debarge, Sting and Jodeci on a mixtape?

NinaSky must be out to increase the population
....cuz this ones a BABY MAKER!! HOTT DAMN!!!

Today's Lesson: Get you some chocolate and download this mixtape.
That's all....

Happy Birthday Boo!!

In all his androgynous Purple glory.
I'm still trying to get my hair to look like that......

Yaassss!!

Tasteful Booty cleavage.... file under: Yes, Please!!

l'Homage: Debbie Harry

Cover me with kisses baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi





Once I had a love
and it was divine
soon found out
i was losing my mind

Scenes from the White (Black) House

" You know you lookin' right in that dress..... Girl, I'm the President. I'll make all these fools leave. And we can go right back upstairs and TWERRK IT OUT. "

" BOY, STOP!! "

OMFG: PRESIDENTIAL CREAMER

CREAMER ALERT! CREAMER ALERT!!

Damn he fine!!! I can't even speak proper English.... so caught up right now!!

Why don't they just stop??!?!

Quit rubbing your amazingness in all our faces, Mr. and MRS PRESIDENT!!

I know this is wrong on soo many levels

morally

spiritually

patriotically

but whatevs

I'll get over it in a couple of months, but for now.....

Double Whammy: Bilal @ SOBs

Double your pleasure....

and no I ain't talkin' 'bout no damn gum neither .

Two nights of Bilal.

Live @ SOB's.....this one is gonna be a Panty Creamer for sure.

I hope he actually shows up for both performances....I mean I love B and all, but the last time I saw him perform he was actin' all sketchy and whatnot....and kept leaving the stage for extended periods of time. Made a sister nervous and all, had me clutching me purse and making sure the exits were clearly marked.
Either way I will definitely be in the house for one of these nights....shit, both of them if it were up to me.

If you love and respect yourself get ur tickets NOW..... and by NOW I mean yesterday.

Check SOB's website for the 411

Peep this funny ass performance of "Sometimes"......it gets really good around 2:17.

Baby, I Can't Wait !!!

l'Homage: Eartha

l'Homage remembers the great Eartha Kitt.



As a little girl watching repeats of the original Batman, a sexy brown Catwoman blew my freakin' mind.

Eartha Keeping it Klassy in one of my favorite songs "Where is My Man?"

Peep Eartha as the man-eatin' cougar, Lady Eloise, in Boomerang.

"Maaarrccuss!!"

Thank you Eartha Mae

Attention All Black Guurrrls......

Please stop tryin' to out "edgy" each other.....






You look ridiculous and are bringing shame to all the Black girls who are actually stylish and original!!!

Now go and say 50 Hail Grace Jones-es and beg her forgiveness.

Preach Beyonce!!! Put a Ring on It!!

Umm...Brothers pay close attention PLEASE
Cuz Beyonce is preachin' on this damn song!!

• Beyoncé
• New Music

I am 110% feeling this song.....no ifs, ands, or buts about it..
Thank you B for putting these fools on.
And thank you Jesus for making Beyonce

Field Trip Report : Girls Dream in Color

Hey Snobbers,
Yesterday was another uber beautiful day in BK with loads to do and see.
I attended the opening of Girls Dream in Color, an all female art exhibit hosted at the boutique Harriet's Alter Ego.
Presented by Lichiban of WrongLips and Yah of Cocolah.com the exhibit, entitled "Baby Let Me Show You What Love Is...", yielded a packed house. On display were the works of Cee the Photographer, Sara White, Cassi Gibson, Lichiban, (That Kid) Texas of the New Pop, and a horde of other talented ladies.
Peep the Picks:

Lichiban

A Work in Progress, Literally: The ladies of evening contribute to a live-art collage.

Full House

Make sure to follow the links and check out all of these ladies. They're doing big things and making BK and Femininity damn proud!

Open Letter to Woody Allen (Not for the faint of heart)

Dear Mr. Allen,


I liked Vicky, Christina, Barcelona.....No, really I did.
The concept of 2 American Students being seduced and enraptured by the allure, sensuality and Joie de vivre of this Catalan city is genius. And quite fitting might I add, since the living in the old US of A isn't quite what its all cracked up to be (hello, the economy called...).

As well, casting attractive thespians such as Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson, ......I'm all for it!

JAVIER

PENELOPE

TITS McGEE

Writing and directing a visual masterpiece that includes the aforementioned threesome of hotties as, what else, a menage of hawtness that live, love and create art under one roof in the Spanish countryside.....You got me right where you want me, Dammit !!!

Having not a single moment of sweaty, Vino-fueled, menage hotness included in the final edit.....

YOU EFFING COCK TEASE!!!

How dare you get us all ready for...well, you know, and leave us hanging like that...all hot and bothered and pondering who we can call after the movie.....you know just to chat and take the edge off (Don't you dare judge me!).


I dunno. Maybe I've just been spoiled by the likes of serious film auteurs, like Pedro Almodovar, who know how to put on a show. Pedro isn't all smoke and mirrors. He knows how to deliver or should I say 'put out' !!

True Genius, Pedro Almodovar

With that being said, I will be eagerly awaiting my refund for the $11 that this cock tease has caused me and an additional $100 for the pain, emotional suffering and much needed massage (happy ending included) that followed the debacle known as Vicky Christina Barcelona.

VIVA PEDRO!

Sincerely Yours,
Culture Snobette

THIS JUST IN...Common Really Was Badu's Bitch!!

Yess People I said it!!
And Common confirms it in the July issue of Elle Magazine.

Common aka "Sensitive Thug"

ELLE: What’s the worst thing a woman ever said to you?

COMMON: “I don’t want to be with you anymore and I’m really liking this other dude.”

Thats effing cold man... I wish a dude would tell me that...I'd stab his ass, no questions asked!
But wait it gets better, Elle mag quickly narrows it down and uncovers Ms. Badu as the culprit.

ELLE: That pretty much covers the biggies. How long had you been with this particular woman?

COMMON: It started in 2001 and ended in 2003.

ELLE: Oh, so this must have been Erykah Badu. I didn’t know she left you for another guy.

COMMON: It wasn’t all at once. She left me, then eventually she said she liked another guy. It was tough, man. I was heartbroke for months. That was one of the biggest love lessons I ever had.

ELLE: What exactly was the lesson?

COMMON: That no matter how much you love somebody, you’ve got to love yourself first. If you’re truly loving yourself, you won’t allow some things to go down, and you’ll have boundaries. I was so in love that I gave up certain things about me, and that showed a lack of love for myself. It turned out to be such a big blessing that we broke up, because I got that lesson. I actually wrote a children’s book about it called I like You But I Love Me.

Now don't get me wrong ... I LUV me some Common. But Homegirl breaks your heart and you write a children's book?!?! WTF?!?!

But wait theres more......

ELLE: Were there things you did in the relationship you now regret?

COMMON: Planting flowers with her one time. I look back now and go, Man, I really didn’t want to do that.

Its all in the hair man....

Clearly I'm hustling backwards, cuz my "Goodies" don't be having nobody writing Chil'rens books, planting flowers, dressing weird and what not. Obviosuly I need to enroll the Badu School of Pussy Whippin' where the Sky is the Limit to what you punanny can do for you.

Now you know you didn't pick out your outfit...

Here is the link to the entire article on ELLE's Website.
And incase you wanted to secure your copy of Common's Chil'rens Book, Cop that on Amazon where gift wrapping is available.