After watching a mere 4 minutes of this Oprah episode, I can say without the shadow of a doubt....
that Jay-Z has stirred Oprah's puddin'!!
Or at the very least....he showed it to her.
Or at the very least....he showed it to her.
He got her chillin in the hood, like a project chickInappropriate right.... but unequivocally true*
Last time Oprah had a rapper on her show she ripped him a new one and pretty much blamed him for all the mysogny and moral sins of rap music.
And now this LOVE fest with Jay-z.
For fuck's sake, she asked the man where he sprays his cologne.
Anyone who knows anything about me knows that in my eyes Oprah can do NO WRONG!!
And if she did let Jay-z tap her million-dollar a$$, SO WHAT!!
BEYONCE JUST BETTER TURN A BLIND EYE AND LET THAT SHIT GO DOWN!!
Girl, don't be playing on Oprah's Phone sshoooootttt!!! Chris Rock said it best: "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy".
And to that I add, the only thing better than new pussy is rich pussy.
* And by true, I mean completely based on speculation and the tom foolery of CultureSnobette. So please Miss Oprah, don't sue my ass.
2 comments:
Oprah sweetheart, what are you doing in the projects?
Oprah was in Brooklyn? In the projects?! Because of a man?!? Oh my word, get me my smellin' salts...
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