illiterate thugs need not apply

new bookstore alert!!
my homey, the future gnome maker, just put me onto her homey's new bookstore.

book thug nation:
yes, quite the awesome-ass name for a store that sells books (to thugs i hope).
i'll for sure be poppin on saturday for this "literary event" (so highbrow, yet so gutter).
i feel like nothing i can say can sum it up as wondrously as the future gnome maker did:

"i mean, it beats selling books outta your trunk"

why tamper with genius?
come. read. get your thug on!

Its a LOVELY DAY!

Rejoice!

Lovely Day has reopened.
After being closed for an entire year due to a fire in the building, its back in business slingin' awesome Thai to the masses.
I'm so happy about life right now.....if only we could get my beloved Teany to reopen.
Be still my beating heart. One miracle at a time.

We in 'Dere: Halloweennie Edition

Currently Bumping.....

So so so happy that I jacked my parents for their record player.
The best move I ever made!!!

I'm officially obsessed....

its 3am and I BBM this to Phoenix:
"I really love Don Draper"

THIS SHOW IS SOO FREAKING GOOD.
AND IT HELPS THAT DON IS FINE FINE FINE

Meet Don....this is gonna be a problem.

Sorry Stedman

After watching a mere 4 minutes of this Oprah episode, I can say without the shadow of a doubt....

that Jay-Z has stirred Oprah's puddin'!!
Or at the very least....he showed it to her.

He got her chillin in the hood, like a project chick

Inappropriate right.... but unequivocally true*
Last time Oprah had a rapper on her show she ripped him a new one and pretty much blamed him for all the mysogny and moral sins of rap music.
And now this LOVE fest with Jay-z.
For fuck's sake, she asked the man where he sprays his cologne.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that in my eyes Oprah can do NO WRONG!!
And if she did let Jay-z tap her million-dollar a$$, SO WHAT!!
BEYONCE JUST BETTER TURN A BLIND EYE AND LET THAT SHIT GO DOWN!!

Girl, don't be playing on Oprah's Phone

sshoooootttt!!! Chris Rock said it best: "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy".
And to that I add, the only thing better than new pussy is rich pussy.

* And by true, I mean completely based on speculation and the tom foolery of CultureSnobette. So please Miss Oprah, don't sue my ass.

Food Porn: FRITES!!!

After being around all these French chefs, I can't even call them fries anymore.....


Today's Food Porn is brought to you by Houseboat Eats

Come to the (BLACK) Light

the only thing Snobette loves more than a gallery opening ......
is a gallery closing.....
especially ones sponsored by champagne companies.

Celebrate the closing of Kehinde Wiley Black Light exhibit at the Deitch,
hosted by Heron Preston and Katia Tallarico.