I gotta crush on you, I love me some you!!

Yes Snobbers, ya girl is in love!!

I just saw his latest film Elegy, in which he plays British Professor who has an affair with his student, Penelope Cruz, and this crush official.



Ben Kingsley is my 65 year old DILF. (Dad I'd Like to ......well you know)
I was feeling him in The Wackness but I wanted to make sure it wasn't puppy love or the 2 Coconut Margaritas that had before the movie.... But after Elegy, I'm certain he is the ONE!


There is something about older men that just get me going.... their self assuredness(NOTE: not a real word), the fact that they've had numerous lovers ensuring that they know how to romance a woman, or maybe its the fact that his Social Security and Pension are about to kick in... I dunno.
But either way, I'm into him DEEP!

DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

We in 'dere!

TONIGHT....Fo Sho!!!

Colette x GAP

I'm sure you heard about this one by now.
But feel free to file this one under Weirdest collaborations ever...

The boutique of Parisian cool, Colette, is teaming up the the chain of coporate American Lame, The GAP, to produce its first ever mini-shoppe in the US.
The Colette x GAP pop up shop will open for one month(September 6th to October 5th), adjacent to the flagship GAP on 5th ave and 54th street.



Now, I've been to Colette (International Snobette Oui Oui!!)and I've been to the GAP (regretfully so), and I still don't see how these two polar opposite enterprises are gonna mesh well. Hopefully, Colette will have all of the creative control and the GAP will simply foot the bill like a good ole' SugarDaddy!!


Looking homeless outside of Colette.



Lost like a true tourist.

The Pop up store will feature special collaborations by Andre x Neckface, Miss Tic x Claw Money, SO-ME x EPSO and Jean Phillipe Delhomme x Ruben Toledo.
See ColettexGAP.com for more info.

I always wanted to be Dawn....

En Vogue.

The original members: Dawn, Maxine, Terry, Cindy.

I thought it was a cruel joke when i heard that they performed at the BET Awards in June.
So of course I wet my panties with excitement as I watched the YouTube clip.
True talent never fades. My girls still got it!!

God must be really smiling on me

.....Cuz i finally get to see them LIVE!!!
@ B. B. Kings Blues Club.
August 23, 2008

Cop 'em at Ticketmaster

Oh and in case you forgot....

And another one....

Excuse me, while I go change my pants

THIS JUST IN...Common Really Was Badu's Bitch!!

Yess People I said it!!
And Common confirms it in the July issue of Elle Magazine.

Common aka "Sensitive Thug"

ELLE: What’s the worst thing a woman ever said to you?

COMMON: “I don’t want to be with you anymore and I’m really liking this other dude.”

Thats effing cold man... I wish a dude would tell me that...I'd stab his ass, no questions asked!
But wait it gets better, Elle mag quickly narrows it down and uncovers Ms. Badu as the culprit.

ELLE: That pretty much covers the biggies. How long had you been with this particular woman?

COMMON: It started in 2001 and ended in 2003.

ELLE: Oh, so this must have been Erykah Badu. I didn’t know she left you for another guy.

COMMON: It wasn’t all at once. She left me, then eventually she said she liked another guy. It was tough, man. I was heartbroke for months. That was one of the biggest love lessons I ever had.

ELLE: What exactly was the lesson?

COMMON: That no matter how much you love somebody, you’ve got to love yourself first. If you’re truly loving yourself, you won’t allow some things to go down, and you’ll have boundaries. I was so in love that I gave up certain things about me, and that showed a lack of love for myself. It turned out to be such a big blessing that we broke up, because I got that lesson. I actually wrote a children’s book about it called I like You But I Love Me.

Now don't get me wrong ... I LUV me some Common. But Homegirl breaks your heart and you write a children's book?!?! WTF?!?!

But wait theres more......

ELLE: Were there things you did in the relationship you now regret?

COMMON: Planting flowers with her one time. I look back now and go, Man, I really didn’t want to do that.

Its all in the hair man....

Clearly I'm hustling backwards, cuz my "Goodies" don't be having nobody writing Chil'rens books, planting flowers, dressing weird and what not. Obviosuly I need to enroll the Badu School of Pussy Whippin' where the Sky is the Limit to what you punanny can do for you.

Now you know you didn't pick out your outfit...

Here is the link to the entire article on ELLE's Website.
And incase you wanted to secure your copy of Common's Chil'rens Book, Cop that on Amazon where gift wrapping is available.