Incase You Need to Brush Up on Your Gayness...
I don't know if i'm more shocked that this even exists or the fact that the University of Michigan thinks they can sum up homosexuality in 2-3 credits...
But Nonetheless if you feel your gayness slipping enroll in this English 317 class at the University to reinforce your homo.
I personally couldn't believe it till i viewed the entire course description on their online catalogue.
This class, entitled How to Be Gay: Male Homosexuality and Initiation, will introduce you to the cultural tenets of homosexuality: "Hollywood movies, grand opera, Broadway musicals, and other works of classical and popular music, as well as camp, diva-worship, drag, muscle culture, taste, style, and political activism.".......ahh this is too much for me.
Honestly, if you have to learn how to be gay...then maybe you're not gay, (hey, i'm just saying...)
We must also take into consideration that this is an english course, so, more so than taking field trips tp the gym, tanning salons and cruising strips, they'll probably just observe the portrayal of homosexuality in literature.
Feel free to pass this on to your cousin, neighbor, or any friend that you feel is struggling in their drag get up and simply having a hard time owning their "gay".
Please Snobbers, Discuss I can't wait to hear what y'all have to say.